Monday, October 10
i am a runner, you are your fathers son
Sweet Fancy Jesus-I'm in trouble...
Class is tomorrow at 8AM and, once again, I've become totally nocturnal during my break. It's almost 12 now and I'm not even the slightest bit groggy. I guess this problem will be corrected very quickly and painfully for me tomorrow morning.
RESOLUTIONS FOR THIS SEMESTER:
1-- I will drink less coffee (it is starting to eat away at my insides). I have a hole in my stomach now, through which you can see tiny angles, weeping.
2-- I will write the sequel to the 2000 film "Space Cowboys" staring Clint Eastwood.
3-- I will inject various vitamins, minerals and formulas directly into my genitals, in order to give me quote unquote "super powers".
4-- I will finally be in time to see Polkaroo!
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I did not realize that angles weep. I must have been sleeping through the math class where we covered that one. And all this time I thought that angles weren't sentient... Apparently I was wrong and they are able to feel pain on your behalf.
I will stop now before the bitter sharpness of my wit destroys us all.
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I will stop now before the bitter sharpness of my wit destroys us all.
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