The Sexiest Tomboy Beanpole On The Planet

whitebreadandjam: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli13: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u?
whitebreadandjam: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli13: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli13: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
whitebreadandjam: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli13: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli13: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
whitebreadandjam: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli13: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
whitebreadandjam: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They fucking charge your ass.
j_gurli13: stop, cmon be serious.
whitebreadandjam: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
whitebreadandjam: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli13: fuck off-i'm gone.
whitebreadandjam: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
j_gurli13: *j_gurli13 has left the room*